Monday, October 25, 2010

male' maguthah!

okay, so there are two types of people.
the type who know how to walk on the street. and those who don't. and i DO know how to. and im not saying this because im me and all. *eyeroll.
well, i have to walk from home to work, work to home. four times everyday. i seriously hate the route now. which is majeedhee magu btw.
in the morning, i walk in a bangaalhee line. yes, line. they smell, but atleast they do know how to walk.
and around 4, THE WHOLE WORLD is out on the road. EVERYONE! i might just kill someone one day. the slow walk. the pavement is tiny, two, three people might come your way, you get to one side, but NO! they all have to come together in one horizontal line! and BAM BAM BAM! urgh.
i don't even walk on the pavement anymore. i walk in the middle of the road.
people on vehicles might loa alhaningz me, but i don't CARE! i hate other pedestrians too!

but hey! its a free country! litter all you want. happudu thalhaningz on the road. walk slowly. or crawl. i can't do anything about it!! except baarah buri thalhuvaafa hingun!!!

walking is now a mission.
walk fast. don't look at people. don't collide with people.
reach home safely. without getting angry.

i will strangle someone one day.

or maybe practice giving a "im gonna kill you" look to those people.
whatever.

seriously can't wait to go to Eydhafushi for eid.

image (c) .me
yeah, it doesn't go well with the post, but im too busy walking on the road when there are more people okay?

10 comments:

XefroX said...

huvaa e ves jeheneee gaanooneh hadhan kanneygey...phone ga ves thibedhaane own time ga...romantic walk eh ga ves hingaidhaane... MOYADIVIANS :@

Haiko said...

Haha!! Funny post. :') And very true. Male' makes the Hajj Tawaf sound like a walk on the beach.

ieccco said...

I think you will go nuts if you had to travel in the KTM like I used to. its not even close to triple worse!
but a funny post though. happy walking!

ps. ur comment appeared in the moderation finally not on the spam list! haha

//Sub/Corpus said...

not safe to walk in the middle of the streets ...
some one's gonna crash in to you ...
intentionally or not ...
stick to the sidewalk and be safe ...
we dont want to read on haveeru that you are in ICU coz some speed demon ran you over ... :P

aalilly said...

argh soo true!! guess wat? even i walk on the street instead of the pavements now! its soo annoying! so true and.. of cox the way u brought the story was funny,!! baarah buri thalhuvaafa hingun dho?? haha.. so gudluck on the sreet!

sujau said...

get a bicycle!

Shums said...

Don't forget the creepy men who pass rude comments or sing when one passes by. urgh

Lavendergirl said...

I rarely walk on Male' streets (maximum 7 days in a year so far). But, when I do I reach home with an angry face.

sujau said...

Or get a personal driver

chicky said...

This made me laugh, mini :D and its so true!!! >.>